So Fuck You and the Horse You Rode in On

No doubt the good citizens of Kentucky are sleeping more soundly now that law enforcement has determined that a horse is a vehicle and that driving one (where is the steering wheel?) while impaired is an offence. Apparently the fact that the horse itself was sober is not a mitigating circumstance. The rider was busted, and the marijuana and moonshine found on board said horse were confiscated.

As usual, the British have a far more civilized approach to this:

Wolfgang Heinrich, 40, from the German town Wiesenburg, had been riding with his Haflinger horse Sammy when he stopped to have a drink with friends. But when he left the pub he realised he was too drunk to ride all the way home - and because it was cold, he decided to use his bank card to open up a nearby bank foyer and take himself and Sammy inside to sleep it off. 

Heinrich and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by local man Stephan Hanelt, 36, who came to the bank to take out some money. He said: 'It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I rang the police straight away. 

Heinrich was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.